an interesting way to see life

taken from some mailing list somewhere in B's inbox.

Seorang programmer mengirimkan surat berikut :

Yth. Customer Support,
Saya sgt membutuhkan bantuan. Baru-baru ini saya melakukan update program Girlfriend 7.0 ke Wife 1.0 dan diluar perkiraan saya ternyata program baru ini mulai melakukan pembuatan sub program Child 1.0 dan juga mulai memakan waktu & sumber berharga lainnya. Hal ini tidak dicantumkan di brosur produknya.

Sebagai tambahan, Wife 1.0 juga mengacaukan program lainnya, memasukkan dirinya ke dalam proses start up harian dimana secara otomatis memonitor semua aktivitas sistem layaknya sebuah virus.

Program saya lainnya seperti Hang Out 2.5 atau Saturday Nite Party 311 tidak lagi bisa berjalan & menyebabkan sistem menjadi crash setiap kali dilakukan. Saya mencoba menjalankan Lazy Saturday 5.0 atau Sleepy Sunday 4.2 namun juga tidak dapat dijalankan.

Sepertinya saya tidak bisa membuat Wife 1.0 bekerja di background sementara saya menjalankan aplikasi favorit saya lainnya. Saat ini saya sedang berfikir untuk melakukan uninstall program Wife 1.0 namun sepertinya tidak bisa.

Mohon bantuannya,
Programmer


Beberapa hari setelah itu, datanglah jawaban yang ditunggu-tunggu sang programmer :

Yth. Bapak Programmer,
Ini adalah masalah yang sering muncul dari kesalahpahaman yang mendasar sekali. Banyak orang yang melakukan update program Girlfriend 7.0 ke Wife 1.0 berpikir bahwa Wife 1.0 adalah tipe Utility & entertainment program. Sedangkan hal yang sebenarnya, Wife 1.0 adalah Operating System yang dirancang oleh Programmer kami di Heaven Unlimited Company untuk menjalankan semuanya.

Anda tidak bisa menghapus Wife 1.0 & kembali ke Girlfriend 7.0. Jika dipaksakan akan menyebabkan seluruh sistem anda berantakan.

Kami merekomendasikan untuk tetap menggunakan program Wife 1.0 & cobalah mengatasi beberapa hal yang anda anggap sebagai kesulitan. Beberapa tips dari kami jika ada suatu masalah, cobalah jalankan semua recovery program yang ada di folder C:\APOLOGIZE, seperti Say Sorry 8.0 atau Hug & Kiss 9.0. Walaupun banyak orang menganggap Wife 1.0 adalah sebuah program yang membutuhkan perawatan tinggi, banyak juga yang tahu bahwa program ini bisa menjadi program yang sangat menyenangkan. Untuk memperoleh manfaat maksimal program ini, anda dapat mencoba membeli add-on program seperti Listening 5.0 , Flowers 2.5 atau Chocolates 1.3.

Dalam hal apapun kami sangat tidak merekomendasikan anda untuk meng-install programm Secretary 1.0 (Short Skirt Version) karena program ini sangat tidak kompatibel dengan Wife 1.0 dan dapat dipastikan menyebabkan sistem crash.

Semoga dapat membantu,
Customer Service

OJ Xmas partee

MERRY XMAS!!!! ha ha ha

i cant remember the last time i went to a xmas party and did krismas kringle (i dont know how to spell i know).

but this one is EXTRA special im with a new crowd, well not entirely new, but the PLace is new, the atmoshpere is new and im in Bandung again. Enjoyed the rain and free (for real this time) wi fi.

uhui...

beware guys.. im thinking Bandung might be the Place to Be!!!

here are the picts:

Santa Benedict!

Me and my gift!


Alex, Tante Gita and Santi.

J-town

nothing like bitchin about the hustle and bustle in Jakarta.

yes party peeople, im home. been driving these past days with an expired driving license HA HA. but not to worry., im still sane, not stressing out, and keeping my faith that those idiots on the motorbike will eventually come to their senses and drive appropriately (read: not having more that 2 persons in a bike). seriously those families fit all of their members mostly 4 in a single bike. i worry for their kids not their parents.

furthermore, i have yelled at stupid people who think they can drive but obviously CANT. i gave him SH&T! ha ha.

im live from oh la la cafe mal puri indah. it does say up front "FREE WIRELESS hotspot" but it's not. i was only about to get myself a tea but they said that i need to EAT and DRINK to be able to use the internet. ck ck ck. isnt Jakarta beautiful.

Last (Melbourne) Supper

cant believe it's happening. me going back home in less than 3 days.

i gathered my besties for dinner, a nice peking duck dinner at Old Kingdom. it was a treat and a memorable night. Thank you for coming out guys.

i just realized how much im going to miss Melbourne and of course you (crazy) lads. :P

Regrets

if you like Frank Sinatra's My Way, you would see that in the lyrics it says "regrets, i had a few but too few to mention", this is one of my few.

today, i regretted telling a friend of mine the truth. my (overly) imaginative and paranoid self has put me away from being classified as a good friend. i did not think of you, i only thought of me.

all im trying to say is that, i know that i cant take it back. i SHOULD have known better. I am truly sorry.

i may not be the most religious person in the world, but will all that is going on in your life, i do believe that there will be a way out. Storm always ends, rain will eventually clear. you just need to hold on tight and hang in there.

i apologise (again).

Nduts reunited

going to pick Ndut in less than 2 hours.

YeeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

cant wait :) :D

The Graduate

That's rite partee people. I am the Graduate! oi oi oi!!!

got my results just now. cant wait to meet the vice chancellor. and mom is going to be here in less then 72 hours.

La vita e Bella.